Fauci's Diary
Every contradiction, reversal, and conveniently evolving piece of science — written down in one highly classified notebook.
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A look inside
Satirical illustrations, mock checklists, handwritten notes, and post-scripts that probably shouldn't exist.
Inside, readers will discover
- ✎ Confessions that are definitely not confessions
- ✎ Scientific rules selected with confidence — and occasionally vibes
- ✎ Policies that change depending on the date, audience, and polling
- ✎ Forgotten emails, classified holiday plans, and missing context
- ✎ A master class in answering questions without technically answering them
- ✎ The reminder that you are never wrong when the science evolved
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Last page
The science evolved. So did the gift-giving.
A gag gift for anyone who made it through 2020 with their sense of humor mostly intact.
$8.99 with membershipNo membership - $14.99$8.99 price includes a 3-day free trial of ETW Membership, then $29.99 every 28 days until canceled. Cancel anytime. Ships from Staten Island, NY
